Roses are red, violets are blue, I haven't got you a Christmas presen... will a blowjob do? Funny and rude Christmas card
If you haven't got your man a Christmas present, he'll sure be happy to receive this instead! A great card to give to your husband, boyfriend or fiance.
The inside of the card is blank for you to write your own message and comes with a grey envelope. The card will arrive in a cellophane sleeve and hard backed envelope to ensure safe delivery.
Alternatively we can print a message inside the card for you and send directly to the recipient on your behalf. If you would like the card to be sent directly, please select this option from the dropdown list and provide a message for us to print inside the card. The message will be printed in a handwritten style font. Please note that cards sent directly to the recipient will not arrive in a cellophane sleeve and hard backed envelope. They will be sent in the grey envelope as per the product image, addressed directly to the recipient. Please ensure that you enter the correct delivery address upon ordering.
