"Oh no, that's way too early to get to the airport" said no Father. Ever.
For when you got to the airport so early, your flight wasn't even on the board yet. But Dad will always remind you that you never missed a flight.
This funny Father's Day Card is accompanied with a matching kraft envelope and sealed in a cellophane sleeve and sent out to you in a board backed envelope to prevent damage in transit.
The card is left blank inside for your own message or can have a personal message printed on the inside.